I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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