Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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