is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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