but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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