Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline

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(213): View more from California

he quoted Bring It On. It's over.

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(917): View more from New York City

i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab

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(434): View more from Virginia

well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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(404): View more from Georgia

I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.

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(516): View more from New York

Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.

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(408): View more from California

I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.

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(518): View more from New York

YO. MCGRIDDLES.

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