Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

there was naked duck duck goose

(703): View more from Virginia

how does that even get suggested?!

(815): View more from Illinois

after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal

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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

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(541): View more from Oregon

dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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(315): View more from New York

She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.

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(516): View more from New York

I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos

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(224): View more from Illinois

I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure

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(705): View more from Ontario

Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor

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(310): View more from California

Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...

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