there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...