this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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