So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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