I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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