Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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