found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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