Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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