Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
and you fell through a lawn chair
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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