I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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