As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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