You're so nebulous sometimes
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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