she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I party with great urgency now.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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