You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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