youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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