Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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