dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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