Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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