I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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