im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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