before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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