Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize