You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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