You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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