fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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