It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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