carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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