Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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