it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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