Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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