Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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