i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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