it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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