I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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