Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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