i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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