if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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