She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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