Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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