she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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