He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You don't make any sense
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