Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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