Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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