One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
