No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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