i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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