Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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