the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I currently don't understand fingers.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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