You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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