SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Threesome in a minivan. New low
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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