For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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