Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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