pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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