There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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