You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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